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I'm really really really glad I don't have kids

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Posted 08 February 2010 - 05:50 PM

Especially Daughters.


Guy Posts His Sister's Hookup List To Facebook… And Tags All The Guys
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A girl named Katie found a twelve-pack of beer in her teenage brother's room and ratted him out to their parents. This is not news in any way, but what young Chris, the brother, did in retaliation after being grounded for three months is funny as hell… and so, so wrong…



Not only did he rummage through Katie's things and find her "hookup list" (aka "blow-jobs-to-hand-out list"), but he published it on his Facebook page…

…and tagged all of the intended recipients.

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Then he engaged in a comment war with his sister while the subjects of this list weighed in:

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The awful thread continues here.
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Posted 08 February 2010 - 06:15 PM

What a slut.
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Posted 08 February 2010 - 06:21 PM

Co-worker sent that to me earlier. Funny, but messed up.




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Posted 08 February 2010 - 06:47 PM

Why did she care if he had a 12 pack in his room? Should have kept her mouth shut. If you have to keep a sex journal, you're a slut.

One of my friends ex-wife kept a sex journal, she was going up to some base in NC and screwing guys there. The judge said it was the worst and most obvious case of adultery he'd ever seen.
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Posted 08 February 2010 - 07:25 PM

View PostRudeCock, on 08 February 2010 - 06:47 PM, said:

Why did she care if he had a 12 pack in his room? Should have kept her mouth shut. If you have to keep a sex journal, you're a slut.


So if you don't keep a journal you're not a slut?

And there is no proof she ever went through with any of that, it could be a weak moment being a bad girl and writing down dirty girl things she would never do in real life. She didn't write it for you to read on the internet.

Does your infatuation and implied comments about Jolie make you a "slut"?
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Posted 08 February 2010 - 08:36 PM

She's a teen - he's a teen - excused! :dancincocky:

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Posted 08 February 2010 - 09:08 PM

View PostCockySpaniel, on 08 February 2010 - 08:25 PM, said:

So if you don't keep a journal you're not a slut?

And there is no proof she ever went through with any of that, it could be a weak moment being a bad girl and writing down dirty girl things she would never do in real life. She didn't write it for you to read on the internet.

Does your infatuation and implied comments about Jolie make you a "slut"?

If you went through with all of those then yes, she would be a slut.

Well it doesn't seem like she did because she uses words like Maybe and might. I've never made a list like this and don't understand the reason to. You write them down on paper and they are not personal anymore, someone will read them, someday.

I don't have an infatuation with Jolie, I think she's kind of skanky, nice body though. I am a slut, have been in the past and I guess I'm an Internet slut now. Heck I was just with Penelope Cruz the other night.

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Posted 08 February 2010 - 09:47 PM

OK, maybe I shouldn't call the kid a slut, but if I found something like this from my kid, whoooo, there would be hell to pay.
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Posted 09 February 2010 - 12:08 AM

that is funny...and being the only brother with 3 sisters i would almost say it was justified. sisters can be some mean mean peoples! that is why one time one of my sisters got the business end of my red ryder bb gun to the rear end!


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Posted 09 February 2010 - 01:02 AM

View PostRudeCock, on 08 February 2010 - 09:08 PM, said:

I am a slut, have been in the past and I guess I'm an Internet slut now. Heck I was just with Penelope Cruz the other night.

OK...that last sentence doesn't make you a slut...if anything, it shows you have good taste and a little common sense...of course, if you were alone when this happened, then nevermind...

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"But when a long train of abuses and usurpations,

pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design

to reduce them under absolute Despotism,

it is their right,

it is their duty,

to throw off such Government,

and to provide new Guards for their future security."



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Posted 09 February 2010 - 03:42 AM

View PostCocky2001, on 09 February 2010 - 01:02 AM, said:

OK...that last sentence doesn't make you a slut...if anything, it shows you have good taste and a little common sense...of course, if you were alone when this happened, then nevermind...

Cocky...dont forget to watch Danica on criminal minds this week!


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Posted 09 February 2010 - 04:53 AM

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Cocky...dont forget to watch Danica on criminal minds this week!


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Posted 09 February 2010 - 05:25 AM

View Postswampcock65, on 09 February 2010 - 12:08 AM, said:

that is why one time one of my sisters got the business end of my red ryder bb gun to the rear end!

At least you didn't put her eye out!
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Posted 09 February 2010 - 05:27 AM

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Posted 09 February 2010 - 05:56 AM

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Posted 09 February 2010 - 06:21 AM

That'll teach her not to mess with a man's beer! :lol:

Shouldn't have narc'd her brother out like that.

What that boy did by posting that list was a "viral bitch slap"...


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Posted 09 February 2010 - 06:40 AM

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That'll teach her not to mess with a man's beer! :lol:

Shouldn't have narc'd her brother out like that.

What that boy did by posting that list was a "viral bitch slap"...


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Posted 09 February 2010 - 10:43 PM

I love his reply to his sister on Facebook when she tells him to take it down.

"what are you gonna do? tell mom and dad that i uploaded your d___ s______ list to facebook? go ahead."
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Posted 09 February 2010 - 11:41 PM

View Postusc4me, on 09 February 2010 - 10:43 PM, said:

I love his reply to his sister on Facebook when she tells him to take it down.

"what are you gonna do? tell mom and dad that i uploaded your d___ s______ list to facebook? go ahead."
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Posted 09 February 2010 - 11:49 PM

View Postusc4me, on 09 February 2010 - 10:43 PM, said:

I love his reply to his sister on Facebook when she tells him to take it down.

"what are you gonna do? tell mom and dad that i uploaded your d___ s______ list to facebook? go ahead."
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